Brickhead92

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Por qué no both eh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

That's right kids. You should always avoid alliteration!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Nah, I think it'd go more like this:

  • Get it in the elevator and see them all in there.
  • Go to press the button for your floor (the top floor) and see that it's already pressed.
  • Have a pleasant trip up.
  • Arrive at your floor and the doors open.
  • All three politely allow you to exit first.
  • Step out of the lift safely.
  • Elevator malfunctions, plummets and crashes through the foundation.
  • Walk off thinking how nice they all were.
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

One thing that I started saying to people after something clicked into place one day when some people would say something about being a 'real man', was '"real men" don't need their masculinity defined by others'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Where's the profit in empathy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Like stopping a child going for the cookie jar, it was just "get out of it".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I believe you have my stapler...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I don't think Trump or his buddies know that, no means no, nor would care even if they did.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That depends on how small a fraction of the profits are paid, smaller fraction = more sorry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

We'll spare no expense!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

They can even use the catchphrase "Roll out"

 

Because the P is silent.

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