Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!
Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.
Be Canadian. Say Please.
Sorry!
Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!
Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!
I'll agree to this.
I just want to be Canadian. Nothing wrong with Mexico but I don't speak Spanish. But I can speak Canadian! Sorry.
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I thought the French peeps were all in the eastern side? I'll learn French. Just make me Canadian. Please.
I live in Imperial Beach
I'm not Canadian yet. Where's that?
Now watch Shoresy and translate some of that. It's not High French, let's say!
Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.
I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
There are already so many snowbirds in Florida that its almost another canadian province.
Welllll we would debate the 'canadianness' of people visiting Florida. They're probably Albertans. :-p
Yo, real talk,
Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here
There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.
Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!
Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
That's what free trade is for.
I feel like Canada should only be getting 1-2 states south but not 3, along with the northern part of California.
Then again, their current providence are pretty large in comparison to the states....
God, please let this happen
It's pretty cold in Colorado already, can we join Canada too?
We’re really both. Can we just be shared? I’ll get a dual citizenship.
If my state becomes part of Canada, I'd be cool with that!
As an Ohioan, I am not upset about this.
SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.
As long as its one or the other I'm happy.
Nope. Agreed.
You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.
God yes please
You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”
But the reality is "countries are made up and we own nothing"
Countries are like religions except their believers are WAY more likely to employ violence
Crusades and 1300s Pirates checking in yet?
Grant's Pass is the new San Diego? Love it
I agree with the mehmes’ vibes, but I wish people would remember all those lines are invisible and made up. It’s just 1 species.
I wonder who California would chose, I would have thought Canada but I’m not sure anymore
It would be a toss up since San Francisco is full of tech bros like Seattle and Portland, and the movie business does a lot of filming in Vancouver BC.
I would imagine they would choose Mexico to honor their heritage. IIRC California (like Texas) used to be part of Mexico to begin with.
How about all of it just Canada?
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