CausticFlames

What the fuck does any of this even mean

Do you just die instantly if you shine this in your eyes

We have no idea what kind of hardware will be released, tech can go through all kinds of spikes even if seems to have leveled out. So while I agree the next generation or even future generations for awhile after that won't significantly improve in 4 years, I disagree with the sentiment. Also:

Consoles aren't just PC's, their physical architecture is completely different.

Lol, no.

Hey look, I found another one!

It has absolutely nothing to do with coordination in the slightest, wtf are you on about?

By offloading some of your weight even if only a little, you can move your feet faster. This is a fact for everyone even IF you're already good at DDR as is.

I half expected the thing to fucking blow immediately lol

And why exactly is it considered "dirty" to begin with? Because its EFFECTIVE. This is what you do to get an advantage, like someone already said.

I've heard of this in a meme context for years, but do people actually do this?? I must know.

It literally says verbatim: "please do not lean or hang on the handrail"

LEAN or HANG. Not saying the guy isn't doing that, but it says nothing about just grabbing it? You can grab it just fine.

I always love seeing such good integration with a wallpaper like this!

Is it possible to learn this power?