anon is a, uh *checks notes* confederate boymoder : greentext

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago (4 children)

What the fuck does any of this even mean

[+] [email protected] 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

I'm both impressed and concerned at the level of detail you supplied here, but...thank you? For some of the context

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As an American, you just gave a better context for the stuff I did understand than most Americans could.

The colors weren't red and blue back then, they were Navy Blue (North) and Grey (South). While it's true that most of the south was predominantly Democrat back then, the events leading up to and including the Southern Strategy in the mid to late 20th century, cause the Republicans to stop being the progressive party, and become the fascist party. The Democrat didn't really move much to the left during that whole mess. That is why you'll see the southern states being referred to as red states today, because they are gerrymandered to guarantee Republican victories.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That is why you’ll see the southern states being referred to as red states today, because they are gerrymandered to guarantee Republican victories.

WTF?!? No!

The maps presented on election night had pseudo random colors. One color for Democrats, one for Republicans, and a third for other parties. These tended to change with TV network and election year.

In 2000, the election went on and on and on due to the tight results. In that year the Republicans were assigned Red and the Democrats blue on many networks. Things were contentious.

From that point on those colors were then used as shorthand for areas that voted for Republicans or Democrats. Things continues to present and Republicans tend to wear red, and Democrats blue.

Publishing this and going to find a source.

Edit source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/when-republicans-were-blue-and-democrats-were-red-104176297/

Actually a great read.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I am now also traumatized and left with more questions than I thought possible

Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

blahaj has trans flag colors

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

You're better off not knowing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I did some googling and it seems like "yankee" and "dixie" were nicknames of the sides in the American civil war. A plush IKEA shark is involved somehow too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The op seems to be portraying a fictional FtM character in an anachronistic US civil war.

[+] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ew gross no

[–] bionicjoey 30 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure explaining this to a 5 year old would put you on the SO registry

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

I’ll tell you when you’re older.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

the states that won the civil war are more likely to accept trans people for who they are, and are more sex positive, than the states that lost. in this warzone, a transgirl trapped in the confederacy gets saved from that fate and finds one or more partners who will treat her the way she wants to be treated, and also gets one of the symbols of her past life replaced by a more appropriate one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

A story that Shakespeare could never come close to creating.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Please, seek help.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

What a bad way to end the day.

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