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What if the last thing they had was loaded with Garlic? Would they become airborne?

Geralt is a magically inclined mutant which is particularly attractive to the other witches as they are 90+ years old as is Geralt so plain human partners are barely more than plaything to them

You can lead a horse to water but you can't force people to seek legitimate medical help if they don't want to.

Oh man blue shelled is perfect

We trained him wrong. As a joke.

Yeah, just one of the cheapos from a big box store

Well I get the boards from Home Depot or Lowes, 3.5" wide usually. Then using a miter saw then a jigsaw roughly cut them to shape. Then Ideally I'd be using a spoon chisel but for now I use various Dremel bits, a belt grinder and in this one's case a few files to finalize the shape. Finish them out with a foodsafe wax and oil finish and bobs your uncle

I hope so, it was a housewarming/Christmas gift

Check out the Fomorians or Nothics, could treat those as a company of the enemy elves tried controlling dark magic for the war effort and were corrupted by it.

GROND

Does Ken Paxton have an internet history full of trans porn? Probably

I did too and so did who I made this for lol I made the head a tablespoon too