But how else will you hear about all the little details of their daily lives on a regular porn site? The parasocial connections to your favorite porn stars aren't gonna form all by themselves!
Now I'm just waiting for a leopard to tell them off for stealing their face eating job.
No matter where I leave the doll it always ends up back in my room at night. I even accidentally dropped them into a fire, and not even a single hair was singed! Amazing build quality, friend for life! 5 stars.
We're rats, we're rats, we're the rats!
"I just went there, but they were all out of you!"
Wish more people made use of the feature. As someone who puts detailed alt text for my posts (and in the descriptions prior to the feature being implemented) I'm doing my part!
Wake up...please wake up!
Hopefully people know how to use the little critter. Seems like we have enough problems with even the three seashells by the toilet.
I left my goodbye message in the other thread on the 31st, but I'll once again say thanks for being a part of all this. It's been a pleasure, take care.
General public 'enthusiastic' about Luigi's leadership changes at United Healthcare.
Despite alleged claims of controversy from some higher up in the company, a recent public poll shows overwhelming support of the sudden termination of the former CEO of UHC, Brian Thompson. The healthcare giant has seen ever increasing hostility to its subscribers in recent years, many citing a sharp increase of over 30% of all claims being denied as their primary reason for wanting leaders to be held accountable, and for a restructuring to take place. When asked for comment, Sarah Henley—a chronic patient and UHC policy holder—responded "I'm so glad someone is willing to make steps in the right direction."
As for those outspoken against the sudden and bold change, the concern stems largely from both job security and severance accommodations. "This is horrifying" said an executive who wishes to remain anonymous, "I'm scared for my [financial] life." This fear is even more compacted by Luigi's alleged lack of severance for the now former CEO, a move in radical opposition to conventional business practices. While no details have yet been confirmed on the terms of termination, this would certainly send a chilling signal to those in leadership positions throughout UHC, and perhaps set precedent for other companies who may look to adopt the strategy. Internal communications reveal leaders are scrambling to get answers, and rightfully so. A job loss of this scale could mean only years of luxury remain for those unfortunate enough to bite the proverbial bullet from Mr. Mangione, or anyone else in his position down the road.
"Autofellatio is prohibited beyond this point."
ಠ_ಠ _/ [1984]
"Huh. I wonder who that's for."