Fuckass

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[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Obama punching the air right now and cursing Marx

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Judge: “well, you saw his plea. What more can I do? Not guilty.”

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I mean, people buy luxury rooms in the stadium at sports games. Swift is one of the most popular artists right now, so it wouldn’t be surprising if some ghouls are also swifties

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I chuckle whenever a new console releases and everyone complains about scalpers. Like bro, there’s one game released. Surely you can wait a few more months when things cool off and you get more stuff to play

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

Sometimes I’m driving in the night and I just see old women in work uniforms and a lunch bag walking by themselves on a tiny dirt path on the side of the road to a bus stop, with no lights except my headlights. Shits terrifying and depressing. Conservatives are constantly virtue signaling with child trafficking, but they don’t even want to fix the basic infrastructure that allows people to be preyed on

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Communism is an utter failure but also the strongest force, able to distort culture and influence women to stop having sex

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First the communists demand 40 hour work weeks, now they’re demanding less a century later. You can’t win with these people hillary-assassin

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I just find it silly that the rules all seem arbitrary

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Any feedback would be great. I'm just getting started as a conservative comedian.

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Again? I imagine you don’t recover after hanging out with Hillary Clinton. Maybe unless you’re chairman-daou

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It’s a common liberal take on Obama.

Cheeto man = loud, uncouth, vulgar.

Your Excellency, Barack The Obama: classy, polite, trivial controversies, last ‘boring’ president

[–] Fuckass@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah until they start buying missiles and drones from the US that require windows 95 with back doors to function

 
 
 
 

resolution to denounce unlawful occupation and allowing natives to return

from same organization that created Israel

6 against

Israel

Lol

 

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