Houseofoliviereu

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It became an addiction. It helps to relax. Not a gym rat. But almost. Need to go everyday. Far away to have those extra big muscles. But the "legs day" are..... horrible.... It hurts a lot...

 

How to get the best Mondays?

Go to a supermarket or any grocery store. Grab any Felix, Purina, Friskies. (no Whiskas). Run back home. Give this food to your Divine companion (aka cat). Then, we can relax.

Have you ever forgotten to feed your cat?

Kind reminder: By law (Divine Kitties law, Art 1): lack of food the morning, it is blasphemy. You may bare any consequences of moodiness.

 

Two mystical cats just joined Lemmy. Their goal? To "felinize" the feed.

Expect scrolls, chaos, and wisdom you didn’t ask for. Follow them at [email protected]

Have your pets taught you anything this week? (Besides judgment.)

 

“The humans ask, What is the meaning of life?

We say: It is the spot where the sunbeam touches the scroll.

If you sit on it, the answers come.”

Fragment from the Book of Stretch & Yawn, Keeper Manuscript 3B, paw-annotated