IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol

I just put it in my backpack and walk past the register without paying

/jk I wish I had the confidence to do that

Detroit: Become Human theme music make me have an existential crisis

BLASTS

Step 1: Seize all assets above 0.99 billion

Step 2: No more billionaires

(Now you got a bunch of money to redistribute)

Lol why does this look like a photoshop? 🤣

feels like c/comedyheaven material

I would just buy the government, install my self as a dictator.

Now for my agenda:

Universal Basic Income

Fair wages

Strengthen Union Rights

Universal Socialized Healthcare

Equal Rights

Paid Holidays

More Vacation Times

Progressive taxation

etc. etc. all the good things

Then order statues of me built in every major city. Schools will have to teach of how benevolent I am. I will live on forever as the greatest benevolent dictator ever.

Then create a constitutional framework that is both democratic, and establish socialism as one of the goals of civillization. Incorporate the concept of Defensive Democracy with socialism entrenched into the constitution. Eventually, socity will be equal, and the state is no longer necessary. Add a clause that allows people to disband the state if 60% of the people want to.

With these rules, hold elections, while I oversee everything to make sure its working correctly. And once I have ensured the stability, I will resign, and enjoy life.

(Okay maybe I daydream too much. But I always want to be the best benevolent dictator in history of humankind 😅)

"middle class" is more like "upper working class"

Omg, when I was still in school, I was always wondering if classmates were laughing at some stupid tiktok or laughing at me.

Also, they don't get paid while its shutdown, only after the shutdown they get the backpay, And before 2019, they didn't even get the packpay.

Nazi riots would happen all over the place.

In States with Democratic governors and Blue states with RINO governors, those riots will get suppressed with the state National Guard

And democratic officials might actually start begin to be slaughtered.

Nah, they got their own bodyguards, that and their state law enforcement and National Guard, they're safe. Jan 6 only went that far because the person with authority over the DC national guars was himself the orchestrator of the plot. And neighboring state National Guard cannot (legally) cross states lines without permission.

Wear earbuds and just start talking to yourself, if someone interrupts you, just say you are talking on your phone, and point at your earbuds. Congrats, now you make someone else feel awkward 😎

I'm no security expert, but I feel like forks are gonna have delays in updates, so for security, you should always get as close to the source as possible.

Firefox is open source and shouldn't be tracking you anyways.