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Just like you and Russell.

You've already told on yourself enough.

It also glows a pretty blue color to attract new victims.

If they got away with it, we won't have heard about it.

This isn't new. Back when I gave plasma (almost 20 years now, damn) the two companies that did it here had to share donor lists to keep people from doubling up by going to both. Also, there were always large rocks in the bathroom from smaller people trying to get to the higher weight range to make more money.

They don't have the time or hydration to do that to every order. They have to save that for the special customers.

There are some situations where you gotta do what you gotta do.

It's their e-waste dumping day.

Get frozen orange juice and save the cardboard tube to hold the grease while it congeals.

Whether it actually happened or not, that was their intent. If you're happy to reward that behavior, well, "you do you."

If you don't know how to control the temp on a cheap charcoal grill, that's fine, but don't pretend it can't be done.