KingOfSleep

Never trust a grown man in a bowtie.

Try funnier jokes?

I only opened comments to see if someone had made this comment

lol

Cool.

I'm tired of its increasing relevance.

"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

• George Carlin

The world needs a Max Headroom reboot now more than ever.

That'll show 'em.

Twitter is dead.

True. And more importantly, what the fuck do I know?

I belive they're actually brown-eyed susans.