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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shiiiiiikaaaaaaa

(Give her deer crackers!)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

"You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of."

Derek Smart: "Ah, but you have heard of me."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

DreamWorks only has 4 animated movies that aren't 3D:

Spirit, Way to El Dorado, Sinbad, and Prince of Egypt.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

I also blame Disney for my tastes...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oooh. What song? The only thing I have in my list from Bright Eyes is At The Very Bottom of Everything.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Is that where they put a loaded gun on the table and then turn around?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The max cap is 100% but the game uses floating point numbers while only showing the player a whole number after rounding up. A 100% chance to hit is anywhere between 99.5% and 100%.

There are mods that just make the UI show the actual percentage to hit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take Battlefield's, but add a few more arcs as the bullet bounces.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When it comes to these things of free X for a year/life, it's like 1 free thing, per month. So more than likely, this is 1 dozen doughnuts for free; but you can't get the whole dozen all at once. You get 1 doughnut per month for 12 months.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the president was kidnapped by ninjas, we will send two dudes to rescue him and hope those dudes are bad enough to succeed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Games didn't have their own completion metrics; but we still used the term "100% completion" to refer to beating the game, and any and all side objectives if the game had any.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
 

Think of the universe as a painting. There's the image made in paint, and the surface it was painted on. The canvas.

The stars, the planets, the gasses, the matter and energy and even the space between are the paint. What's the canvas? Is there a canvas? Would the canvas follow the same rules as the paint?

 

There's a few for me. Yamok sauce. Various synthohols. The desserts Troi's always eating (or being). But most especially gagh. I wouldn't let the fact it's some kind of living worm distract me from the way all the cool people describe it. If Riker likes it, I think I would too and I certainly wouldn't want to look like a p'taQ in front of Riker.

 

Half-Baked. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Grandma's Boy. Dude, Where's My Car? Where have the movies like this gone? Clerks 3 was, I think, the last good one I've ever seen (and even they got too real and too sad so I don't even know if I ever want to see it again as a comedy). There's gotta be some good, funny shit that's even funnier when stoned out of your mind that's more recent than that, right?

 

Why not periods? Why doesn't every sentence in Spanish that isn't a question or exclamation start with a period floating in the sky?

 

The instance was down so long, I was worried it wasn't ever coming back.

 

One of the stepper motors' switch things (the metal part that hits the bar to tell the motor it's at one end of the track) came out and it's either bent too much or snapped off (it's so small I can't really tell) and it doesn't go back in place, which means I can't use the printer because the motor with the head on it doesn't know when it has reached the end of the track and just tries to keep going if I don't stop it.

My first thought was to print a new piece but... That won't work when I have to use the printer to do that. The motor itself is great. It's just that stupid little metal triangle thing used to give the teeny tiny switch some more surface area to be pressed.

 

Right now it's augmenting reality with fake shit. Like you see the real world and can put non-real things in it. What I'd like to be able to do is be in a fake world and bring real world objects into that.

Like, say I'm in VRchat just sitting somewhere hanging out it would be cool if I could bring my drink, my food, my vape, etc into the game so I don't have to fumble around looking for them with my hands. I haven't found anything that does this though... :/

 

Where's the bot that always wildly misunderstands the assignment and creates the cursed monkey paw shit?

 

My previous phone's charge port finally went kaput so I had to get something new. The best option I had was a Pixel 8 or 8 Pro. I went with the 8 since it looked like the only major difference other than price was the cameras, and I don't take a lot of pictures.

  1. It's half the size of my previous phone. I'm a big guy and I like big phones, especially of the phablet variety. This thing feels like it's made for children.
  2. Because it's a carrier branded device, I can't actually install the custom OS I wanted to because the option for OEM Unlock is grayed out. Which wouldn't be a surprise had this information been front and center on Graphene or Lineage's supported phone page and not half way through the instructions for install.
  3. Fucker has ads!
  4. Don't know what to do with my 2TB sd card since absolutely nothing available had an SD slot.

I'm so sick of these closed down bastards. I wanna be able to build my own like I would a PC 😩

 

Just had this thought while running with my dog and getting fatigued. Why does it feel like that? What is going on in the tissue to make it "burn?"

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