overview for Matthew

What are some exceptions to the standards problem? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What'd twisted pair bring to the table? Noise reduction?

Exalted Cyclops Carrie Underwood. in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

No pandering goes a long way

Uh, let's backup and format... in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

I used to love batch as a kid. One time I was feeling devious so I wrote out a little script that deletes system32 and I emailed it to a classmate. I immediately burst into tears after hitting send and called her to let her know to delete the email.

Bathroom mishap in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago

You don't use that stall. What happens if you have to shit at any given time, go looking for urinals?

Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week / A ‘majority' of the new users are from the US, indicating that people are searching for a new platform as an alternative to X. in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

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Leeches! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trail of blood from the leech

Premium Ads in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nothing will ever be the push you are looking for

Most of the trick-or-treaters have been skipping my house, and I finally figured out why in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago

Kids these days are getting shot in schools.

Valve still waiting on a 'generational leap' for Steam Deck 2 - but it's coming in c/steamdeck@sopuli.xyz

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's just a gaming PC man. Install steam big picture or whatever its called and voila

Anon sells girl scout cookies in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah but the real ingenuity is in the child labor

It'll be magical in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Crick is plenty cromulent, there's no need for the quotes

AI worse than humans in every way at summarising information, government trial finds in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd heard that Canada gives out As down into the 80% range but I thought I was being fed a line