MoonChild

Whatever she does to her face is having the opposite effect to how she wants to look. She looks older than 40 in this pic! I wonder if one day she’s going to realize she’s doing herself no favours using all those filters because when she’s not in control of the image the product is jarring since it’s so different.

That was one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen!

She’s always saying to just ‘do the thing’ to ‘say yes’ but is terrified to take part in the dancing (I’m sure it’s because she didn’t want to be filmed looking awkward) and has become a next level contortionist when she doesn’t control the image so she’s an actual failure in her chosen career.

She made sure to drape her shirt in front of her in this pick and then holds it there after the hug ended. This is the woman who tells everyone to just wear the bikini!

That looks way too small!

She’s fostering a high needs rescue puppy now? I guess this is her trying to get some eyes on her page.

She needs help

She went hard with the filters during lockdown

I can only imagine how annoyed the other Costco shoppers were with this little display.

The face of the woman on the far left came out of the same factory as Birdie’s but she got the Barbie body as well!

We have to stay tuned until next week - it was delayed a week (allegedly)

This is riveting content! I’m sure she’s not missing Swim week at all