Moonweedbaddegrasse

Uk here. Peep Show, Black adder, Dad's Army and The Sopranos.

I did hate X but am off that cesspit now. I hate hate hate what Facebook has become. I can now only bear to go on there about once a month and everytime I get angry as fuck.

I miss MySpace.

Yes I can. And disagree with virtually everyone else; I think that this along with virtually everything else by Dickens is absolutely top class writing. The meaning of every individual phrase isn't the point, the whole passage just gives the perfect impression of the scene he is trying to convey. Also, remember much of Dickens' stuff was written to be read out loud. Try that, it helps!

This is your safe place 😊

I'd happily let you have them all :)

I've hated Harry Potter since the first book came out - someone lent it to me and I gave up after 100 pages cos it was shite and really badly written.

Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?

The loudest fastest music on my playlist

Good man 👍

My local pub sells pepperami behind the bar. I swirl it in the beer so it gets a good amount of beery glaze then.. Er.. Suck it off. Then do it some more, and swallow it. And yes I know exactly how that sounds.

I'd be concerned that my own chatbot might get jealous

You're supposed to clean it? 😂