MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That sketch artist didn’t make you do anything, Rudy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Seriously. Game of Thrones is over. No one wants to smell like horse folk anymore.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was a surprise remainder after insurance. We had already paid the office visit copay at time of service.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (5 children)

We just got a second notice for a ≈$20 bill that had been paid 3 months ago.
The first notice 3 months ago was for a procedure that was done 7 months prior.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

T - minus seven seconds

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A soak with a denture cleanser like kleenite will remove coffee and tea stains. So will OxiClean, though It also contains detergents, so make sure you rinse with hot water. Or, if you homebrew, Powdered Brewery Wash works too.

Also works on teapots, travel mugs, thermoses, tea infusers… especially if you had a sugary drink in a travel mug, let it sit too long and now you can’t get the rotten stink out. Separate the gasket so the cleanser can get behind it and just soak everything.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Hell yeah! Sugar momma bought him a fancy watch. She does treat him so good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

✋ Hear me out!:

Armored. Hyanide.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your world, your rules.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

What’s funny is I finish my sentences with two spaces on my phone because that is the shortcut for a period and a space.

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