MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

The only other sources I found are

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/52742

and https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/musks-fondness-for-sex-and-drugs-made-him-prime-russian-target-in-blackmail-plot-ex-fbi-jonathan-burma-101747514721675.html

The difference is that Bernie:

• would be advocating on behalf the American consumer.
• wouldn’t have done this wild-ass tariff nonsense to begin with

Whereas Trump:

• is a narcissist who is angry that Walmart is making him look bad.
• because he caused the problem

I can appreciate when a stopped clock is correct, but i wouldn’t rely on it the rest of the time.

a magnet powerful enough to disturb the electrons in flash would be powerful enough to suck the iron out of your blood cells.

I did this with a remote.

Immediately found the old one the day the new one arrived. In the same place I’d been looking for weeks…

In my house, the tagline is “I put it in a safe place.”

I did not have Gattaca on my bingo card…

Great for the kid, though. I wish them a long and prosperous life.

I need a microwave that emits a continuous tone until I empty it…

If he’s a stickler for the format he’s a fed
If he’s a stickler for the format he’s a fed
If he really seems to mind
That your lines don’t really rhyme
If he’s a stickler for the format he’s a fed

I read the whole thing as “Fred”, and thought “That’s getting pretty dark for Scooby Doo. He’s not that bad”.

Mine was “If you’re happy and you know it”.

Edit: just saw that caption under the screenshot 😂

That was my favorite clay pot!

I hope he enjoys the full experience.