Nasan

Scavenger, have you heard?

I traveled to Europe for the first time only a few years ago, I was pleasantly surprised at how easy it was to enter (as an American). The customs officer at Frankfurt didn't utter a single word to me, just checked my passport and waved me through. Guess I'm too used to American government processes and institutions where efficiency and convenience are low priority for the end user.

Hopefully the ETIAS authorization process will bar these types whenever that goes live

I'll be hiding from solicitors. If you need to speak to me, break into my house and start the conversation at gunpoint.

Easier to take off quickly, don't want to be the person caught stumbling with the cuff hooked on your ankles.

The diet Coke of playable.

Took Russian for my language requirement at uni.

я говорю по русски очен плоха

What about bobbing for pineapples?

I may or may not do this at raves when I meet visitors that love the vibes and are thinking about moving to the US.

Rearrange Crockett's Theme using my culture's traditional instruments so that I can make people play it whenever I arrive at social gatherings.

They probably self-identify as victims and are in a constant state of distress. I'm hoping the strain of living with that mentality day to day shaves off a few decades of each of their lives.

This is why he's having such a hard time getting Musk to leave. How do you make a problem go away when your only problem solving skill is bribery and your problem is a higher degree of wealth than your bribing power?