Olhonestjim

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It's mine, always has been. Always knew it wasn't god speaking to me.

Unfortunately it's also self-loathing. I've spent years retraining it / myself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Toilet paper is also for cleaning the seat and rim of the bowl, every single time. Bidets shouldn't be amazing, but given traditional society, they certainly are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

He thinks it's more expensive because his oligarch buddies are making less money from fossil fuels now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

For those types, the asshole has taken over and is all that remains.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Florida actually handles hurricanes fairly well. At least they did when I left over a decade ago. They took home construction fairly seriously, ugly, but sturdy when it came to high winds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ain't about that. Just wanna see those particular assholes float away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

In contrast, the War on Drugs has gone just super great.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Thanks for inspiring us all to do nothing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Hang on a minute. Those arrows only point in 2 dimensions!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I mean, my parents freaked out about Smurfs and Phil Collins. We never had Internet in the house. They would have lost their minds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not if they're outnumbered. These men are fundamentally cowards. That's why they're doing this in states with gun control laws.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

There's also the question of who has been naughty and needs to be taught a lesson.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It's certainly dissonant. If there ain't metal versions of this, somebody screwed up.

 

Amazon sent me this one by mistake a while back and it looked interesting, so I kept it. I haven't listened to it til now.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Got moved into my own house. Now I gotta build some shelves.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It might slide into the doorframe with a sci-fi hiss and recognize your approach to unlock, but it's a 100% manual, electric sliding door. If you walk out of your basic apartment and don't manually close the door when you leave, it WILL be open when you get back. It'll stay open the whole time you're home. Who ever saw a manual, powered, sliding door? If you didn't realize this was a dystopia, there you go. That's hysterical. I wonder if they set it up so you'd get burglarized for neglecting basic security. And if not, why not?!

Whoever thought that up is an evil genius.

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