Poofluencers

Joanna described the party as a swimwear launch featuring TBP but none of the guest mentioned bird, just Knix in their tags. She’s definitely lost her touch.

Best part - I bet he doesn’t think of her!

Imagine bird 💩 putting something that breaths ahead of herself. She simply can’t. If they wanted to adopt they could. Bird travels but she only takes her content husband and content kids with her about once a year. I guess there were a few cheer comps. She does nothing around her home to nurture people or pets. Maybe Shame doesn’t want to take care of the dog. If we could hear from the fly on the wall in this home I bet it would be hella interesting!

Because she’s being seen in public or doing ads where she can’t control the camera. She’s been living this pattern for years!

And this is why we boycott the companies that pal around with influencers. The peasants get to comment for a chance to win! Birds besties get freebies. And clearly this company is stupid enough to not even process this. I don’t have any Ninja products but if I did I’d be arguing with that company for spending my hard earned money on their appliances.

Bird the self proclaimed queen, the trailblazer, the reason why we keep showing up in our bodies looked like the most self conscious woman at the P&P event. So many woman actually looked like they put on the suit and just resumed life, getting in the pool and having fun. And then there is bird 💩 with baggy clothes and a strategically placed cover up.

There is nothing wrong with how bird looks in these photos but they are both far from what she shares on line to get 🔥. Short forehead, low brows, regular non cartoon sized eyes and flat hair. Clearly that mouth possess no natural qualities. Her size - why would anyone give a F - I don’t, but the way she captures her own image and shares it is gross and harmful.

I’m convinced she practices poses at home on the daily. Sad sack.

Her filled face and fake hair make her look desperate. She thinks she’s a celebrity, someone to be admired but whether she’s getting fire 🔥 emojis or snark she’s just a sideshow for the masses. I guess we all gotta make $$ somehow. But she has nothing to be proud of.

She can’t mingle - she only wants to be the center of attention. I’m sure she plays it off as being anxious so that her groupies surround her with support but she just thinks she’s the 👸of 💩island.

Avery Francis always gives me the biggest laugh! It’s who you surround yourself with I guess but her photos in the wild look NOTHING like what she looks like on her insta. Shes a business woman with stuff to be proud of but all I see when I look at her is an idiot!

And bird sucking it in…such a fraud. All the gals at this event are Shine losers. Fallon has such a story to share - I wish she would distance herself from these gross self obsessed woman!

There is zero indication that bird 🧠priorities anyone else’s needs over creating content! That dog should not be with her!

Or…is the puppy to distract from whatever she is doing to her face?! What’s going on the bottom lip!