Salamanderwizard

joined 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 32 minutes ago

I step on em. I like to make sure there's no chance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (7 children)

This is why I stop and put mine out on the bottom of my shoes and put the butt back in the box.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Hell, aliens could invade right now, and I'd believe it was the Russians.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was wondering. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Actually, it's my arm today...my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Okay, maybe we can make an exception for you, Mothra. I mean, that's a whole lot of thick moth.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You mean superior.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Whose doing moths? Someone should stop them, moths and humans aren't compatible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn't count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Do these mother fuckers ever hear themselves talk? Have they never seen a video telling em what nukes do? Christ.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

As someone who is figuring out if they suffer with that shit...my main advice is ..talk. Even if you feel dumb about it. Even if you think you don't got the words, just try. Talking has helped me so much. I do not rage like I use to, and I am able to be honest when I hit a pit of depression or a mood swing. Even when I do fly off the cuff now, I am able to keep control and realize how I am coming off. Talking is one of the best tools we have for our mental health.

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