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Someone is going to exploit this to make a great lesbian dating app

Trans people are immortal?

There is no possible way that can meet the true threat standard. Unfortunately, the cops will face zero consequences for violating her first amendment rights.

No you don’t understand, Mexico is going to pay for, sorry I mean, China is going to pay the tariffs.

Isn’t every number divisible by 7?

And to be pedantic, some men have uteri.

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

Fine. But how long did he dance? Let’s stay focused on the important issues here.

Insert joke about warmth and depth here.

It would have been cheaper if Kubrick hadn’t insisted on filming on location

Pump Up the Jam is an anagram of Jam Up the Pump