ShaggyBlarney

Don't knock a two front war.

My understanding was that the Hawaiian people had stolen (mistaken trade deal?) one of Cooks longboats. Cook reacted by taking the islands ruling chief hostage to demand the return of the longboat. This sparked outrage from the islanders who chased Cook and some of his crew down during their attempted escape and killed him.

Of course not. He's a private citizen, not like he was elected to some public office or anything...

You keep your hands off our maple syrup. Don't make me slide a hockey puck your way.

And that youth is Jack Black!

That tracks. Look at this wayward youth being misled by Satan himself.

A lot of wannabe extremists are encouraged to join the military to receive training by other wannabe extremists.

That's the spirit!

It was 12°c/53°f yesterday in my neck of the woods. I live near vancouver, bc which is known for its temperate climate. But that was alarmingly warm for winter.

My bingo card has "deposed by inner circle as scapegoat", "no longer coherent enough to rally base" and "VP takes over".

This has been me most of this week. Just buried in as much distraction as possible.

Everybody knows Marie Curie was a woman and woman's contributions to science just don't exist or even register. Women scientists are literally the devil. /s