SplashJackson

joined 1 year ago
[–] SplashJackson 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Trump can tariff his asshole while he goes and fucks himself!

[–] SplashJackson 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Jesus no one can have any privacy any more eh? Maybe I want to take a short trip to space to take a shit? And while I'm up in the stars blasting out my asteroid, anyone can just look up where I'm at thanks to this website, eh? What's the galaxy coming to?

[–] SplashJackson 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well we know it's not made from discarded horses anymore thanks to the big Vegan lobby. I hope you're happy, people who care about the planet!!!!11¡¡!

[–] SplashJackson 4 points 5 days ago

You could say they're all previous versions of the Matrix or that Tuxedo Helmet (Speed Racer's older brother, I think, it's been a while for me) is actually Agent Smith

[–] SplashJackson 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I like FX Explorer

[–] SplashJackson 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Pretty sure every movie made by a given director exists in a single cannonical universe, Spielburg taught us that

[–] SplashJackson 5 points 5 days ago

Great Giana Sisters was sweet, it was my first Mario too

[–] SplashJackson 0 points 5 days ago

Better than every hour children would have spent in the coal mines

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I never saw it, but now that I know it's a Matrix movie I'd love to give it a go

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 5 days ago

Fucking right!!!

[–] SplashJackson 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"We plan to annex you soon, and make your citizens subservient to ours."

"We'll show you! We'll convince our people to vacation slightly less in your country!"

[–] SplashJackson 3 points 5 days ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck (if a woodchuck could chuck wood)?

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