SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson -5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Why not just leave the makeup on?

Sincerely, a man

[–] SplashJackson 17 points 1 week ago

The thought of a parent abandoning their child in the wilderness fills me with burning rage.

[–] SplashJackson 3 points 1 week ago

Like an episode of big bang theory

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe give me some of that

[–] SplashJackson 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] SplashJackson 2 points 1 week ago

Good to see this getting more coverage

[–] SplashJackson 21 points 1 week ago

38 percent should go fuck themselves!

[–] SplashJackson 4 points 1 week ago

I still prefer EDSF, but I remember skating in deathmatch using the arrow keys and ctrl, alt to fire, on my 36k modem

[–] SplashJackson 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Banging locals

[–] SplashJackson 4 points 1 week ago

That's not very nice of them

[–] SplashJackson 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know what, I was being sexist, too. Talking only about the jackbooted thugs, I completely ignored all their jillbooted sisters, and whatever other non-aligned-bootwear compadres as well.

I'm so ashamed. I'm going to get up and clean our litter boxes and really huff that ammonia. It's not much, but I hope it's one step towards redemption.

[–] SplashJackson 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I just assume every jackbooted thug in the states at the moment belongs to ICE

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