TexasDrunk

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I'll be your friend but I ain't kissing you.

I live and die by my pocket notebook and phone calendar.

I had a boss like this. Every so often when we had something that needed to be done I'd remind him of his previous idea (which didn't exist) that we all thought was so good and he's the bestest and smartest manager ever.

It was so easy to get whatever I wanted done.

Some of us live in BJ deserts where you can't get good, quality BJs from home.

That's not really extra. It's like food. Absolute necessity.

I hate bumper stickers generally because I don't like people knowing I'm a menace. I think it's a nice surprise when they find out.

I deal with traffic and my branch the same way. My blinker and my PR are a warning that I'm going to merge, not a request for permission. It's happening.

I actually love a lot of things about our state. There are good people, there's good food, there's some really beautiful scenery, the music scene is crazy....I really like it here. I just hate the jackasses running the place.

DFW, Austin, and Houston account for a lot of people. All blue as fuck. If we could get people excited about something, anything, we could easily be purple.

Where in America? I don't doubt it, I'm just not familiar with it. Is it possibly something that has fallen out as a slang term or incredibly regional?

Oh, how fancy. Look at the queen of England here, too good to eat parking lot veal.

It's apple plus. I have no idea how any of their stuff is because it's the only service I haven't tried. But I've heard good things about their sci fi offerings.