ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

It sounds like your fellow wagies have been conditioned to shun anything that smells even a little "socialist". Paternity leave not only smells like communism, but also wokeism by daring to suggest that the man of the house should maybe share the responsibility of taking care of their baby.

You are bravely doing the radical feminist work of daring to care for your wife who is likely going to have trouble with either holding her bladder (if she squeezed your new family member out through her pelvis) or with standing up and holding your baby (if she got a c-section). How do you feel knowing most of your coworkers wouldn't do this for their wife?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Microwave the water on high for ten minutes, drop the teabag in, and run for my life

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One time, back when my fiancée and I were just dating at the beginning of our relationship, I went on a long tangent on how a lot of context has been lost to modern readers of Jane Austen's books, particularly Pride and Prejudice, since at the time they were contemporary fiction and Jane Austen expected her readers to just understand stuff like why exacly did the future of the Bennett family depend on Elizabeth marrying well. Next thing I knew, my clothes were gone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same. Not a fan of Bluesky

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, in my opinion skinny pigs have been mutated in a harmful way, just not as a result of whatever tests they were subjected to. But if you have a pet scrotum, you can knit it little sweaters so it isn't constantly shivering

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Unrealistic, labs use skinny pigs for more efficient sampling

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, just not these young-uns. The young-uns he made these for are adults now.

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Hampter (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
 

For clogging up snitch lines with spam

 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/31945348

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Rule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
 
 

Personally, I think best of all time is the Shields system from Duel Master.

Each player puts five cards from the top of their deck face-down at the start of their game; these are their Shields. Whenever a player takes damage, one of their Shields breaks and goes into their hand. Many cards would have "Shield Trigger" effects that would allow them to be played after entering your hand this way. Some, such as Holy Awe, could turn the tide of the match.

HOLY AWE//Shield Trigger(When this spell is put into your hand from your shield zone, you may cast it for no cost.)//Tap all your opponent's creatures in the battle zone.

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