"Company selling AI snake oil claims that they will maybe consider possibly using AI to run their business maybe and not immediately rehire the engineers they laid off only a few months ago, definitely because of the AI and not for any other reason."
And
"Our custom AI has revolutionized the way we do business and saved us millions! No, you can't see how."
Oh, and "other AI CEO agrees, saying just imagine a world where everyone uses our AI, isn't it wonderful?"