Virgo

Imagine living with the sound of gritty grinding reverberating through your skull from shattered vertebrae for three days

And all that for a 20 day sentence

Gay

Leave my wife’s icard out of your goddamn mouth

Me when it’s Friday night and I’ve thrown up the whole bottle with 0.6 glasses left

Treat the symptoms but dig deep as well and see what you can do to alleviate the causes and perform preventative maintenance <3

By the time steam chokes and shittifies we are all doomed

Makes me want to calculate what goes where in my taxes based off these percentages, even if it’s not the most accurate

Makes me want to calculate what goes where in my taxes based off these percentages, even if it’s not the most accurate

Ahhh makes sense

“I’m changing the meme”

“What are you doing?”

Doesn’t seem right

Can’t tell what order to read it

Damn

Stop benefitting from the internet, it’s not for you to enjoy, it’s for us to use to extract money from you. Stop finding beauty and connection in the world, loneliness is more profitable and easier to control.

Stop being human. A mindless bot who makes regular purchases is all that’s really needed.