Walk_blesseD

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

What, are you quoting Joanne's response to photos of the nazis burning the Institut für Sexuellwissenschaften's research or something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Bro really just forgot women exist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Nah don't worry, at 60kg and 1.70m I'm not underweight, it's just that I'd like more body fat and have occasional problems with my appetite.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Dude it's okay, just take the L and say you don't know how vaginas work.

Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.

Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you're worried they'll smell like rotting eggs if you don't, I'm not your mum.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Oh hey it's my favourite cop, Officer Down!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

I think you're confused. I am a human being, not your favorite slop machine. Besides, this is missing the main point of what I said.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I'm happy to leave that consideration (I don't have a bidet).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I fuckin wish weed would help me put on some mass

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I can't explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???

I'm trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I'm getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don't even know what a vagina is.

Here's a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you'll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?

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