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#ManOrBear (lazysoci.al)
 

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Panel 1 Man and woman in office clothes in a break room.

Man: So, if you were alone in a forest, would you rather run into a strange man… or a bear?

Panel 2 Woman: Oh, hmm… I think the bear.

Man (angry): How can you say that?

(Bear looking quizzically through the window)

Panel 3 Man (angry): You're demonizing men! It's misandry!

Panel 4 Woman: Good point. Why would I ever hear men's reactions?

Man: Exactly! …where did the honey go?

Panel 5 Woman and bear sharing tea

Woman: At least if you maul me, pepper won't say I made it up or I'm misinterpreting.

Bear: I hear you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 29 minutes ago

I thought Edmonton was my home. All my conscious life I was in Edmonton. (I'd actually moved there from Germany at the age of 18 months but of course have no memory of this.)

Then in 1975 I had all that torn away. The tender roots I'd been forming, ripped out of me. I spent the next decade or so of my life bouncing around both inside and outside of Canada.

I have no hometown now. Nowhere that I can return to. My family is scattered across three continents and I hardly ever see any of them.

That's the bad side.

The good side is that I'm very independent. Kidnap me and drop me off blind-folded anywhere in the world and I'll make a place for myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Orchestrate Nazis? Musk's Empty Lies Orchestrate Nazis? MELON?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I've been working on something to spell out MELON. So far I've got Musk's Empty Lies, but I can't find anything yet for the ON part. Still working.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Incombustible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

(ahem Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago

It's even funnier when MGTOW does it. MGTOW is supposed to mean "Men Going Their Own Way" but for people "going their own way" they seem to spend a lot of time stalking anywhere that women gather so they can whine about how badly women treat men.

Men Getting Triggered Over Women seems to be a better backronym.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago

Yes it's what you think it is. I don't think, however, that there is anywhere to report it that will care enough to do something about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Disgruntled.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
 

I've found my Halloween getup (presuming I can get it in my size!):

A mannequin displays an elaborate gothic-inspired outfit set against a shimmering silver tinsel backdrop. The ensemble features a deep red, faux leather corset adorned with black spikes at chest level and silver grommets down the front, fastened at the bottom with metal clasps. The corset is paired with a matching ruched mini skirt made of a stretchy, semi-sheer mesh fabric, gathered with black eyelets and rings. Draped over the shoulders is a dramatic black satin and lace bolero with voluminous bell sleeves, trimmed with ruffled red chiffon. Accessories include a large silver rose pendant at the neck, layered black bead chains, a wide belt with a large metal O-ring, and an ankh charm. To the left, a black Christmas tree decorated with white skulls and silver tinsel adds to the dark, theatrical atmosphere.

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