argh_another_username

AFAIK, in MFM, there is no gay sex, as in FMF there is no lesbian sex. But in FMM and FFM, yes.

Just a very old bottle opener that has never rusted or been damaged in any way. It’s probably 53 years old.

I’ve always thought the order mattered. FFM is different than FMF and definitely different than MFM, which is not there (but FMM is).

Yes. And sometimes it seems my life is a video game, specially when driving. As soon as you surpass a challenge, another one immediately appears in front of you, like a car deliberately changes lanes, for no apparent reason, and stays in front of you. I don’t drive fast, I stay at the rightmost lane, but sometimes it seems there’s always something happening.

I have clothes that are more or less 20 years old. Kitchen utensils that are 25 years old. But I think my body is the oldest thing I have that still works, more or less.

I have a Brazilian bottle opener that was a marketing gift from a store. The phone number has 4 digits.

Everything is not only upside down, it’s also reversed. When it works, the ads appear fine.

[captain America saying “I understood that reference”]

My house stays 6 to 8 months completely closed. When windows or doors are open, there’s always a bug screen. So, if I leave the tiny spider alone, it will probably die of starvation. The morally correct thing is to take it outside.

What a complex little thing to hold an antenna.

D o you have an R tattooed on the other hand?