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Dailly reminder: there are no good printers.

APAB (Yes ALL)

women won't date me cause I'm ugly and married :\

Not me! I got the bald spot starting at the back turning me into a fucking monk.

clean your room. You never know how many bars you'll find that you thought were missing.

did we ever learn of his strange reasons for not wanting to poop?

otterpops, and pink is the best, followed by blue

In my mind a popsicle has a stick and anything thats in a tube like this is an otterpop, even though otterpop is a brand name and ain't nobody buying the real otterpops.

i can't suck in my ass though

I had a shell account there many years ago didn't know they had a Lemmy instance thanks for reminding me about them.

I was wondering about what would happen if you started a nonprofit and ran a Lemmy/Mastodon instance and charge like 1 or 2 bucks a month. So if it gets flooded with users you have money to scale it up. And hire admins and such. You get the stability and centralization of a corporation but no profit motive

They only got so many shapes of meatloaf to stick on peoples heads give em a break

I really miss /r/buttcoin I don't know what to do with myself now. Where will i get my daily dose of schadenfreude?