iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

There's a guy at work who would squat down and chain-smoke outside the building main entrance and littered cigarette butts all over the place.

I confronted him about it one day, and asked him to throw his butts away. Now he smokes by his car and that area of the parking lot is full of cigarette butts.

Fucking disgusting.

It's nice, but it brought my speeds to a crawl.

Nah, keep your job, but just do it shittily.

Yeah, somehow they're only the green Marios.

“left is right, right is wrong”

It's only sad if you make it sad. Make it a pregame ritual and get pumped!

I really want to like elite dangerous, but it's so boring! The flight and controls (HOTAS) are amazing and hella immersive, but God damn if there's something to do that isn't grindy as fuck.

I know, right? The audacity!

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

I want to steal this sign and put it at my desk at work.

Yeah, Vance slept ~~with~~ on the couch.