Oh, potatoes and molasses
If you want some, oh, just ask us
They're warm and soft like puppies and socks
Filled with cream and candy rocksOh, potatoes and molasses
They're so much sweeter than algebra class
If your stomach is grumblin' and your mouth starts mumblin'
There's only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'Oh, potatoes and molasses
If you can't see 'em, put on your glasses
They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge
You know you've eaten enough when you start seein' starsOh, potatoes and molasses
It's the only thing left on your task list
They're short and stout, they make everyone shout
For potatoes and molasses
For potatoes and...
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eating human meat does not increase your chance of prions
Tell that to victims of kuru.
We eat deer
No, I most definitely don't.
which also get prions
I don't think "get" is the right word. We gave them prions when we put them together with sheep with scrapie to see if it could be transmitted to deer. Which it could. And by "we" I mean humans, but specifically the USA, because of course it was the USA. Probably trying to make biological weapons. Well, congratulations, I guess, fantastic success there.
We avoid getting prions with regulation of those markets
No we don't. Capitalism ensures that we get regular outbreaks of human transmitted mad cow disease (which at some point would start spreading from human to human and kill us all, if CWD didn't get us first), and the deer stuff is completely unregulated (and will become even worse with that raving orange lunatic in the white house).
It's a matter of time (probably less than five years, given the collapsing state of the USA) before it starts spreading to humans and becomes an unstoppable pandemic that'll kill us all.
The only reasonable course of action would be to nuke all affect areas until every square centimeter of the ground turns to glass, but we aren't going to do that, because we care more about short term profit and optics than about the inevitable extinction of the human race.
On Connect it's a lemmy.world user called batman. (The first link works properly.)