m4xie

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[–] m4xie 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[–] m4xie 11 points 1 month ago (7 children)

WTF is alphabetization?

[–] m4xie 3 points 1 month ago
[–] m4xie 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a lot of space between being certain of something and being totally neutral about it.

[–] m4xie 4 points 1 month ago

The 4th commandment requires that we thank G-d for Friday.

[–] m4xie 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but I've got chip crumbs on mine

[–] m4xie 9 points 1 month ago

SUCH big eyes 😂

[–] m4xie 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why and how does that happen to all his partners?

[–] m4xie 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To be totally honest, I thought the community name said Nazi posting. I came to check out if it was for or against.

[–] m4xie 1 points 1 month ago

Dimes are ferrous. I use them as wargaming bases for my squads of 6mm soldiers.

[–] m4xie 3 points 1 month ago

My aunt told me about that today and I've been wanting to ask others about it.

[–] m4xie 3 points 1 month ago

The rabbinical standard is that you should have 6 hours between a meat meal and a dairy meal.

And yeah, no butter. Kosher delis will use schmaltz (a kind of animal fat) instead of butter.

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