mitchty

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Forsooth, methinks you are aright.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We need more forceful language like annihilates or obliterates or I dunno excoriate. I find any headline that uses this style of headline is generally crap though generally.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Given the ceo this shouldn’t come as a shock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Steve only or are Steven’s ok? What about the heathen Stephen’s? Does the council of Steve’s approve and certify the Steve’s?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If the camera adds ten pounds he looks like he added enough cameras to his torso to record the matrix bullet time effect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Wow that’s just… gonna be a long 4 years of facepalms. He’s aware executive orders aren’t kings edicts right? Any non gov official can be like cool story bra. I will need to buy more beer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I’m not your guy buddy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I’ve been using canadia for years, got a ring to it you know. Did I miss something about the gulf though, was this really a talking point to be freedom fried on day one?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Let me tell you about optical migraines, it’s like having a built in etch a sketch overlay onto your vision.

The first time it happens you shit bricks wondering if you’re having a heart attack at like 20. Good times on top of lensflare astigmatism you end up like a personal biological photoshop to real life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You can use the warhammer 40k nomenclature of abominable intelligence. I’m not a gaming nerd but find it fitting for fancy statistics in a trench coat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right that’s the point though North America is the native continent of equines. It shouldn’t come as a shock they do well here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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