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[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Did he just get done beating the shit out of his dog

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't know why, but I kinda can't stand headlines that call people "[company] boss."

Head is fine, lead is fine, manager or CEO are fine (where applicable), whatever else is probably fine. But, to me, this always seems akin to saying, like.."Naughty Dog Head Honcho Neil Druckmann," or "Naughty Dog Big Kahuna Neil Druckmann," or, like "Neil Druckmann, the Big Man in Charge of the Naughty Dog" or something. It irks me. I find it irksome.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wow. I can't believe that actually worked.

(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it'll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can't possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Blenders. Gender ephemeral. Intangibles. An even cooler fourth option, probably.

There are tons of cool names you could go with when your identity lies outside of preconceived boundaries (and pretty much transcends them). But, non-binary's pretty clinical-sounding, so I guess it's easier to work into a professional setting or something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Personally, my heart is hardened because of all the hot dogs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Back when meme transmission was "hey, did you get that e-mail? I'll forward it to you the next time I log on"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The Absolutely Nothings

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

About time, too! It felt like nobody was talking about it through the whole first half of this season, and I was starting to get worried it was gonna get passed over, which would be criminal.

Especially since telling my friends, "Yooo, one of my favorite mangas is getting an adaptation. You guys gotta watch it. It's gonna blow up, I swear." Then..near-total silence. Started making me sweat, hah.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Oh! And be sure not to forget the part where Jim Jones then proceeded to turn his gun on himself and take the quick death instead of suffering the way he forced everyone else to.

Funny how often monsters turn out to be cowards as well. History rhymes, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Every ad I had to close out of while trying to read this only drove the point home further..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I often wonder why I never see any sites with like a bi/pan mode that just lets it all fly and shows you everything on the site all at once. Having to constantly switch back and forth throws off my battle rhythm.

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