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Can't help it. The abyss has better acoustics. :\

I believe they mean tacos with crispy chicken, not crispy tacos with chicken.

Just because we may stumble and slip doesn't mean we should stray from the path altogether. Even a toddler knows this, you fucking simple idiot ❤️

No such thing as punching down when everyone is equally represented and cared for. Together, we can make the world a much more hateable place for everyone ❤️

I'm actually 27 (you have no reason not to believe this, so that makes it true)

For real, though. One of the most important things I try to teach anyone when they're a new smoker is not to let anyone pressure them into that goofy "smoke as much as possible" bullshit.

I've known way too many people who hated weed because they would always freak out when they smoked. They almost never seemed to realize it was 'cause they kept trying to fit in and keep up with veteran smokers instead of finding their personal level of comfort and chilling there.

Y'all can smoke yourselves to death if you want. I'm just trying to chill, thanks. ✌️

Wow, I can't believe nobody's even bothered to mention the style from the definitive hacker movie. Just absolutely gobsmacked. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:

Notably missing from this picture: rollerblades, fingerless gloves, neon dyed hair, tons of fishnets (which I guess you could probably stylize as fish.nets or something), puffy vest, etc.

In my day, being a hacker meant dressing like a weird raver/punk and sending people a GIF of a laughing skull, and that's how we liked it

"You can do it, buddy. Shit your pants!"

I mean, I don't actually know if people ever say this or not, but you can start if you wanna be a cool trendsetter!

I always figured it was your lower esophageal sphincter (the one by your stomach) kinda, like..spasming when you swallow, and then being seized up when the water tries to pass through, leading you to have to swallow extra-hard and force it through.

The resulting pain would be from having forced it, and feel like it's in your chest 'cause abdominal pains can tend to be pretty imprecise.

But, I know absolutely nothing about medicine or the human body, so don't take my word for that. These are just the ramblings of a filth-strewn peasant trying to make sense of the world around him.

nut sack ❤️

You're a Stardew NPC, and you just got looked up on the wiki. Did they also inexplicably know exactly where to find you at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday?

Snitcheth get stitcheth