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are "brush" and "blush" really pronounced differently? i pronounce them the same. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 80 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"

interesting rule rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

Pyramid Rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

Bobby Flay's Simple Tip For Elevating Almost Any Pasta Dish Instantly in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

Pornhub Valentine's Day searches by US state in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

Go Local in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!

any striminals here? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I fucking love committing strime. I fucking love committing strime.

I don't want to do anything else but commit strime all damn day.

I FUCKING LOVE COMMITTING STRIME

Flirting in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

Rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep..

Rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Oh, shit. Was that today??

At least Eva finally gets something out of the relationship in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wasn't just the rug, either. He kept an old, wooden crate from his boyhood home in his office, as well, that he'd chew on for the tactile sensation of soft wood.

In times of great stress, Hitler was known to seriously munch some box.

Social Experiment [Rule] in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

House
Little window
Corvette
Everything (for him, and himself, and everybody around)