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So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

Right? And they don't even explain toilet paper at the end. Big disappointment for people who'd want to know

Mouth hole feels weird when it rubs against my lips, and not having one means people can't see when I make kissy faces at them so I can do it as much as I want. It's worth having to smell my own breath, I think

Trying to remember whether I named the most recent copy of my resume shitstink.pdf or hellpiss.pdf

"Comin' through, fuckers," has always worked well enough for me. People tend not to ignore it.

Wouldn't mind seeing the game come back. Don't get me wrong, it was pretty shitty. But, for whatever reason, I kept finding myself coming back until there wasn't a game to come back to anymore. I guess I was charmed by it.

Not enough Floppa posting these days. I fear the old ways are being lost to time. I fear I, too, will be as dust, lost to the gales of obscurity some nearby day.

Post more fucking caracals so I don't have to think about my stupid mortality or something ty👍

I think I'd wanna get this for the Mountain Dew-themed PC build I didn't know I wanted to do until right this very moment.

Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don't even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that'd be wayyy faster and easier.

That, or I was thinking this wasn't even real, and was more of a "proof of concept" video with the ads edited onto the buildings. So, the person would have to stay still to make it easier to overlay the animations onto the building without having to worry about the angle getting messed up and making it too obvious when the angles of the animation and of the building's face don't line up.

I don't really have any definitive proof of that, though, so it's honestly only a guess

Yeah, an Alignment Issue

Down the street. The wind keeps blowing it away every time I bend over to pick it up and it keeps making me look like a huge asshole in front of the whole neighborhood