outhouseperilous

I know. We need murderback.

Look, native american people have their needs. Landback makes sense for them. It's justice, i think. But it really doesn't serve the creatures who traditionally haunt the nightmares of this great land.

And they deserve something too.

As much as id like to be murdered by a hot ancient regime countess who would drink me like a fucking milkshake, or be changeling'd by the fair folk, i think justice calls for me to be devoured by a wendigo.

Yeah, wouldn't do anything i haven't managed myself.

We must give the dolphins edibles.

The man loves his work. You gotta admire it.

From 20 feet away with a full NBC suit and some plastic sheeting, but you gotta.

So gotchas about it seem kinda... I dunno, a few steps behind?

Wouldn't be carbon neutral.

/dollar is a fantasy bullshit metric. Joules portable per joule in, joules per weight, joules per area, chemical byproducts per joule, fancy gear and maintenance required. those are what actually matter in the real world. We cannot afford to keep fucking around with childish LARP shit like money.

And the best tool we have for carbon capture is still just trees. No process is perfectly efficient, can't be, and all have collateral costs.

You'd just be making batteries at that point

And the making wouldn't be free

Nope. Thermodynamics.

Okay but we all know these fuckers believe in nothing.

If you don't get that by now, you're determined to not.

We knew this before the election.

Fascists should be hunted like dogs, but that is apparently uncivil, unlike letting them do as they please and ruin everything and kidnap randos to death camp torture prisons. Which is i guess the height of civility.

So while i agree, censoring them is the compromise.

Simple hack for a turing test:

Cut all the humanity out of a person.