shottymcb

joined 2 years ago

I realized why governments are so fast in approving digital ID cards on smartphones in c/[email protected]

Mitochondria in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Not in the US. Professor is for college teachers.

Coke in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's assigned to a drink that isn't carbonated. If there isn't one then water gets its own dispenser.

Penguin in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I have this with the Spanish translation of toes. Dedos de los pies. The literal translation would be fingers of the foot.

Another random blip in the stats in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure ThePicardManuever posts 9 million times a day.

You have one (1) free teleportation that must be used within the next 24 hours or it disappears forever. Do you use it? Where do you go? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ it's a lion, get in the car!

Starbucks wants a Bachelor's degree for a barista in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Migration to Europe or Canada is essentially impossible unless you have skills that are in high demand.

The only world map that matters in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Costa Rica has wild capybaras. I've seen them.

Genius idea in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Freeze it. I grew up upper middle class, so the idea of freezing bread was mildly repugnant. Now I'm poor as fuck, and I can promise it doesn't make the slightest difference. Thaws quickly too.

Police officer tells court of failed attempts to disarm 95yo holding knife in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but we have to assume that a person wielding a knife can instantly stab you from 100 yards away, because uhh... I can't walk backwards?

When will it get its own trilogy? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

When 500 years old you reach, look as good you will not hmm?

Mom Jailed for Letting 10-Year-Old Walk Alone to Town in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I live on the same street as an elementary school, I see dozens of 3rd-5th graders walking to school every morning. Really confused about why this person was singled out.