staticblanket

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] staticblanket 2 points 1 year ago

Take off, you hoser!

[โ€“] staticblanket 16 points 1 year ago

Hail yourself!

[โ€“] staticblanket 5 points 2 years ago

That does sound clever.

[โ€“] staticblanket 15 points 2 years ago

Cause my knees and hips are shit.

[โ€“] staticblanket 79 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're not anti-union but we hire the actual fucking Pinkertons to stalk and intimidate you!

[โ€“] staticblanket 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Timmy Hoes looks too authentic.

[โ€“] staticblanket 16 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] staticblanket 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[โ€“] staticblanket 4 points 2 years ago

I was having a bad day.

[โ€“] staticblanket -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like to hang my toes off the end of the bed, not a fan of headboards.

[โ€“] staticblanket 1 points 2 years ago

Thought this was Dad Jokes.

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