His next trick will be to define pi as 3
theterrasque
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So if it was a white, straight AI guy everything would be fine?
Susan and Death talking:
"All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."
REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"
YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.
"So we can believe the big ones?"
YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
"They're not the same at all!"
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"
MY POINT EXACTLY.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
But scary name!
And then it doesn't work on one VM and it takes you three days to figure out that VM had a slightly different version of a library and that makes the app segfault.
More like old app design. It's much harder (but of course fully doable) to have a memory leak in modern languages.
Proprietary, of course…
Sadly. At least there seem to be an open source implementation of it, don't know if it's reverse engineered or if there's design docs available somewhere: https://github.com/Martichou/rquickshare
Time to hodl the info.
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I feel like AI would make something more coherent than that.