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I deal with a lot of unleashed dogs around here going after my dog so I'm already carrying pepper spray. it's too bad avians are immune to it.

actually it's not THAT bad. pepper spraying a seabird would probably end up with it drowning because it can't see where it's flying

this person was obviously seeing your mother last night

no but I can print a picture of one

well hold on, a Canada goose can get up to 14 lb easily, the brown pelican tops out at 6.9 lb, and doesn't have a cobra neck so your only options aren't attack the head & neck or do nothing.

like if there's a group of kids around, I'd rather they go home with a story about how I got beaten up by a goose then the trauma of the memory of a pudgy middle-aged man smashing a goose's head in front of them. I remember when I was like five and Animal Control had to come to my school and shoot a raccoon because they thought it had rabies, I got pretty emotional about that. heck, here I am talking about it more than 30 years later.

plus if anybody records it, no matter how much anybody acknowledges they don't want to be bitten by a goose, I'm still going to be branded a heartless goose killer and probably doxxed. there's a lot at play here

oh look, Johnny No-Posts has an opinion on somebody's question in the No Stupid Questions community. I don't go to the Pinochet fan groups and tell you that you can't make helicopter memes, learn some basic internet etiquette.

idk but in this neighborhood, probably

i dunno man, use your imagination. maybe I wandered too close to its nest

during the first women's march I wore a shirt that said "nobody for president" and everybody loved it including the counterprotesters

it should be like "I'm not planning on fighting a pelican"

you could try actually reading the source yourself.

and who the hell am I supposed to trust about Catholic rules if not a freaking archbishop?

In the US, the USCCB (that is, the bishop's conference for the United States) has ruled that Catholics should abstain from meat every Friday outside of Lent but may substitute that for some other suitable form of penance. What that penance is isn't exactly delineated. here's an archdiocese saying the same thing . I'm not catholic, so if you want to argue what Catholics are and are not allowed to do, please take it up with the archbishops and archdiocese.

the first fact came from the Bristol Zoo, and the second from Archbishop Bernard Hebda.

there's one of a Holstein cow successfully eating baby chickens.