vegeta

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

Obama could have stopped this all from happening from his Georges Soros - secretly funded, evil lair. The one that's 5 miles underground in Kenya and churns out adrenochrome from all of the 'pizza' they make. After all, he has steered hurricanes and burned cities to ashes with space lasers.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

Don't worry, he will learn his lesson from this

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Trump has convinced his flock that Trump is America. Therefore, what is good for Trump, is good for 'murica

Therfe not oming after me, there coming after YOU. And, I am standing in their way!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For some reason, the leopard population has exploded.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

GOP is gone, QAP is what remains

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Hmmmm, see that coming, I did not.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I claim to be a trillionaire

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just wear garlic around your neck and you will never catch a cold.

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