zqwzzle

joined 2 years ago
[–] zqwzzle 7 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Trade and barter with your fellow proletariat and create the tools.

[–] zqwzzle 14 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Weirdly optimistic scenario where there are refugees but they decide not to follow through on their Greenland and 51st state threats.

[–] zqwzzle 5 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Cropped to remove credits? Where’s the original from?

[–] zqwzzle 7 points 2 days ago

It’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

[–] zqwzzle 13 points 3 days ago

This bugs me in a way I can’t put into words.

[–] zqwzzle 15 points 5 days ago

I will allow deadnaming in this case.

[–] zqwzzle 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The room contains far more idiots than we are willing to admit.

[–] zqwzzle 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you’re as childish as me, also consider that they don’t check if you’re a pharmacist when selling those “for rectal/oral/vaginal use only” stickers.

[–] zqwzzle 1 points 1 week ago

Usually the first unless you’re on radio then it’s preferred to read out numbers as each digit. “One decimal three two”

[–] zqwzzle 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep

 

The only known instance of a naturally occurring fission reaction was discovered at the Oklo mine in the 1970’s. A discrepancy in the ^235^U concentrations had to be explained to ensure that none of the uranium was being diverted for weapons production.

 

Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/33465449

Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job

 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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