Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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They are referring to it as the Wurst Käse scenario

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When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.

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PERKELEtor

(Is this a valid dad joke, or should I post it in the "normal" jokes community instead/also?)

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.It left a sour taste in my mouth.

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Answer

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/\      A snow cone about this high.
/ |

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spoilerHe was the instar pupa.

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He said I’ve got insomnomnomnomnia.

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spoilerGrainrot

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(obviously you'll need to turn sound on - I promise it is not a rickroll)

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spoiler


Eh, probably not. 35 kids is plenty.

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It's called "casting out neins"

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Linux is not magic. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

It's sudo science.

Credit: I read it in the latest itsfoss newsletter.
Animation: https://stonestoryrpg.com/

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It was a pane staking effort.

I'm okay with the broken window, though. I have backups since I stole all my neighbor's windows.

Which was also a panes taking effort.

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BONG (slrpnk.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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To prism.

It's a light sentence, but gives them time to reflect.

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So when they return to port they can just Scandinavian.

explanation if needed"scan the navy in"

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Abraham LinkedIn.

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I thought, "that's a back-handed compliment"

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0mg (gregtech.eu)
submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
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