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[–] [email protected] 249 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Doesn't work, since they are fulfilled sequentially.

Do the opposite of my next wish. -> Fulfilled, he is set to do the opposite next.

Don't fulfill my 3rd wish. -> Fulfilled, the wish does effectively nothing and he's got one left that will be fulfilled. All instructions from the first wish are done with and discarded.

Ignore my first wish. -> Fulfilled, there is nothing left to be ignored about his first wish anymore since it's already done. The wish does nothing and he successfully wasted all 3 by trying to be a smart ass.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if genies are subject to numerical integer underflow.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They can be. If you wish for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Not enough wishes or wait if you make a 4th wish does it overflow to -2,147,483,648?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also if the genie is a thinking agent or even just capable of detecting an infinite loop this falls apart.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine trying to ward off a genie by yelling: "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

POV you're about to encounter a little ol' Fate Worse Than Death

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE, I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH!

instant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If everything you say is a lie, then the statements 'everything you say is a lie', and 'you always tell the truth' are both lies. Which means the first statement could be that some things you say are lies and you always tell the truth is one of those lies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

But it worked on Star Trek...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

You are now stuck in an infinite loop with a rabbit and turtle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I love your username. Is it meant to be a naughty bilingual pun?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I am a strange loop

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Nope, it's turtles all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yup, the genie just did that last bit to make him feel like he actually outsmarted him or something. In reality he's just glad he doesn't have to be around him any more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I like it, it's a love story, everyone goes home happy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I feel like this guy plays mtg

[–] oxideseven 2 points 10 months ago

Weird too, cus you could destroy the universe with 2 or even just 1 wish maybe?.

2 wishes: Repeat wish 2, repeat wish 1. Universe ends in magical overload.

1 wish: Don't fulfill this wish. I feel like that's less magical end of the universe and just death of the genie I guess?