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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] ininewcrow 153 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Always love how republicans and conservatives are constantly so preoccupied with sex, sex, sex all the time and in ever more imaginative and obscure ways.

I now associate their religious beliefs to sex, Jesus, sex, guns, sex, the American flag and sex.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Did you say “Jesus sex”?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this the second cumming?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not healthy sex - fucked up power-games sex.

[–] ininewcrow 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

... so S&M and BDSM? .. the power of the Lord, with a ball strap to your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

It can't be, because BDSM is too consensual for them

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Consent is the cornerstone of BDSM and ideally any kind of power exchange is discussed beforehand and freely agreed upon by all parties involved.

[–] ininewcrow 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh good .... what's the safe word in Texas then?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hold yer horses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think they mean the "You want the job, but not the dick? That's not how this works." kind of sex.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Genital Obsessed Party

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“The government needs to stay out of people’s lives! Unless it’s the private activities of people I find icky, then they should control the hell out of them!”

[–] ininewcrow 8 points 2 months ago

Modern conservative mentality ... "Everyone should suffer and be sacrificed for my benefit, in this life and the next!"

.... actually, it's always been like that,