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[–] [email protected] 193 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

would they?

I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

With some light research, I've found that they're actually worth around $0.10

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They’re worth dopamine hits.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

But that was many, many men and not a single one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'd rather be on the front line.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

With how plumber quality is in some parts? That's believable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clogged is probably a bit far but cum does congeal a lot with heat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a plumber mate that said that it not only congeals with the hot water but it then clumps together hair thats being washed down the drain and together they create the problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Eugh I can see that happening. I shave my body hair now but getting cum stuck in my pubes was a nightmare when I was a teenager

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Of course it's stupid, that's the point.